It’s an Anglepoise because you press your face too close to the page when you read and there’s never enough light. And you won’t wear glasses because you say your nose is too small, and with glasses you’d look like a mole. Which you don’t. Wouldn’t. They’d suit you. You’d look just as..fairly beautiful as you are. It’s yellow because you said no one wants a yellow lamp. So I thought if I got it for you in yellow, then maybe no one would steal it from your desk. I do give these things quite a lot of consideration, you see. The devil’s in the detail.
i shouldn’t be left alone with photoshop and ideas from the ob tag ;)
the only reason y’all hate jennifer lawrence is because there’s a convenient little list of everything bad she’s said floating around the internet and you read it and decided yes she’s a horrible person. what if someone compiled a list of everything stupid and ignorant you’ve ever said and done and sent it to everyone they know. are you a bad person? probably not. are you gonna seem like one? probably
I’ve never paid a lot of attention to my nails because I have these little boy fingers. I always joke I could be a hand model in a Tonka Truck commercial!